Oh my gawd! I been stalked!
Some crazy yokel got my web address and then started spamming my site. Then he started emailing all my friends. He wasn't asking for sex favors like that last guy was but, man! So I been hiding out. I haven't even gone to AA in two weeks because he knows I go there. If I hadn't a posted those pics of me and Amy Sue at the pond, he wouldn't have recognized me but now he's got me scared. It's been a couple weeks though so I think it's OK for me to come out of hiding.